10 Reasons to Date an Engineer:

1. We know heat transfer
   
2. We do it with precision
   
3. Projectile motion: Need we say more?
   
4. We know how to handle stress & strain in a relationship
   
5. No couple enjoys a better moment
   
6. We have significant figures
   
7. Friction and lubrication really is a class
   
8. We are trained to do it right the first time
   
9. We are used to all-nighters
10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.