Some girls are stupid

*Lagi nonton berita*

Cewek : "Gue baru tau loh kalo kayu bisa menghantar listrik"
Cowok : "Hah?"
Cewek : "Tuh kebakaran Aussie.."

Pelem Indonesia yang Semakin Melarat

"Kuntil Anak Beranak"

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


What's next?
Suster Ngesot Kepleset.. or... Setan Gendong Melarat???

Please deh aaaaachhh...

Image: patrick

St.Upid Day

The best thing about valentine is...
... that my boyfriend doesn't care about it.

Stupid flower...
Stupid chocolate, no thanks for the calories..
Stupid teddy bear...
Stupid pink colour, way too cheesy..

Such a waste of time
Such a waste of money
What a manipulative day of love

It's good for business tho, what a consumer orientated day ;)

Tongue Slip

Pada suatu waktu ada percakapan sbb:

*Lagi ngomongin kerjaan yang berkaitan dengan mechanical design*

Me : "Temperaturenya berapa Pak?"

Boss : "Pake temperature ambeyen aja."

Me : "Hah?"

Boss : "Iya ambeyen.."

Me : "Maksudnya ambient?"

Boss : "IYA, AMBEYEN! 25 derajat!!!"

Me : *hmpfhhhhh sambil nyubitin tangan sendiri biar gak ketawa*

*Lagi ngomongin game*

Him : "... Iya, jadi makhluk2 orgasm pada mau dimusnahkan dari dunia itu.."

Me : "Emang kenapa?" *polos*

Him : " yaa jadi ada robot mau menghancurkan dunia, jadi semua mahkluk orgasm dibunuh2in"

Me : "...."

Him : "terus orgasm itu.. blablabla...." *masih asik ngejelasin gamenya*

Me : *setelah beberapa menit* "Ya OLooooHHhhhHhhh... maksudnya ORGANISM kaleee??!! Hahahahahaha"

Him : "Emang td gw ngomong apa?!!"

Me : *LOL*